Dave Barry Quotes

Cyrus Pembridge, The Never Land's Captain, Was Widely Regarded As The Most Incompetent Man To Comman A Ship Since The Formation Of Water.
"Who In The Name Of Common Sense Would Put To Sea On That Ship With That Man In Charge?" Wondered Mack.
"Well," Alf Answered, "we Are."
"True," Mack Said.

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