Terry Pratchett Quotes

Courting Is Always Difficult When The One Being Courted Has An Elderly Female Relative In The House; They Tend To Mutter Or Cackle Or Bum Cigarettes Or, In The Worst Cases, Get Out The Family Photograph Album, An Act Of Aggression In The Sex War Which Ought To Be Banned By A Geneva Convention.

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