Elle Parker Quotes

Correct Me If I'm Wrong Here, But Didn't We Just Get Beat Up For Not Being Fags?"

"Sorry, You Just Don't Scream Hetero He-man, Dude. I Wouldn't Call You Flaming Or Anything, But Let's Just Say Your Toes Are Singed. Hell, I Read Straighter Than You Do."

"I Hate To Break It To You, But I'm Probably Too Drunk To Fuck.

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