Gordon Korman Quotes

Come On, Who Saw What Happened?"
"I Did," I Volenteered.
"Well?"
"Buttwipe Wanted To Know What Jerkface Was Looking At." I Turned Turned Eyes On The Bloody And Dirt-smeared Brawlers. "You Were Barely 3-inches Apart. Couldn't You See That You Were Both Looking At Each Other?"
The Teacher's Face Reddened. "Who Do You Think You Are? Jerry Seinfeld?"
"You Must Be Confused With Another Student," I Told Him. "My Name Is Capricorn Anderson.

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