Joseph Heller Quotes

Clevinger Really Thought He Was Right, But Yossarian Had Proof, Because Strangers He Didn't Know Shot At Him With Cannons Every Time He Flew Up Into The Air To Drop Bombs On Them, And It Wasn't Funny At All. And If That Wasn't Funny, There Were Lots Of Things That Weren't Even Funnier. There Was Nothing Funny About Living Like A Bum In A Tent In Pianosa Between Fat Mountains Behind Him And A Placid Blue Sea In Front That Could Gulp Down A Person With A Cramp In The Twinkling Of An Eye And Ship Him Back To Shore Three Days Later, All Charges Paid, Bloated, Blue And Putrescent, Water Draining Out Through Both Cold Nostrils.

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