P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant Anything For Fear Of Getting Dirty, And They Use Fragrant Bath Salts From The Body Shop Instead Of Smelly Compost.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Californians Are People Who Insist On Growing Their Own Vegetables, But They Won't Dig Up The Pretty Lawn, Won't Plant

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