Carrie Fisher Quotes

But Clearly, They've Gone As Far As They Can Go With This Whole Doll Thing. I Mean, What Are They Going To Do Next? Make A Life-size Leia Doll? A Kind Of Stepford Leia? Which Would Render Me Obsolete. You'd Read Her Book. So, Thank God They Haven't Done That. And Thank God They Haven't Come Up With A Life-size Leia Sex Doll. Because That Would Be Truly Humiliating. Thank God That They Haven't Made An $800 Sex Doll That You Can Put In Your Cornfield To Chase Away Crows. Oh, Wait, They Have!

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