Steve Evans Quotes

Burglars Are Getting Very Clever These Days. Last Night, My Wife Woke Me Up, "Darling! Darling! There's A Burglar Downstairs!!" So I Go Down, Check Every Room And Don't Find Anyone. Then I Realized I Don't Have A Wife And When I Went Back Upstairs My Bed And TV Were Gone.

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