Brian Godawa Quotes

Belial Said, "Let Us Stop Wasting Time, Nazarene. I Know Who You Are. I Saw The Entire Circus Show In The Desert. The Dreadfully Smelly And Theatrical Baptizer, The Holy Spirit Descending Like A Vulture, Yahweh Blathering From Heaven, Blah, Blah, Blah." Jesus Drifted Off In His Memory To A Mere Month Ago, Where He Had Been Baptized In The Jordan River Not Too Far From This Hellish Wasteland. John The Baptizer Had Left The Communal Sect Of Qumran By The Dead Sea To Become A Lone Voice Crying In The Wilderness To Prepare The Way For Messiah's Advent. He Was Baptizing People In Preparation For That Arrival. But When He Saw Jesus, He Protested That He Was Not Worthy To Tie The Thong Of Jesus's Sandal, And That It Should Be Jesus Who Baptized John Instead.

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