Ella Dominguez Quotes

Before I Can Stop Myself I Throw My Half-eaten Banana At Him And It Hits Him On The Back Of His Neck.
He Spins Around, Wipes His Neck And Looks Down At The Banana On The Floor.
Did You Really Just Fruitally Assault Me?

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