Krisanta Bella Quotes

ATTORNEY: Doctor, Before You Performed The Autopsy, Did You Check For A Pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did You Check For Blood Pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did You Check For Breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, Then It Is Possible That The Patient Was Alive When You Began The Autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How Can You Be So Sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because His Brain Was Sitting On My Desk In A Jar. ATTORNEY: I See, But Could The Patient Have Still Been Alive, Nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, It Is Possible That He Could Have Been Alive And Practicing Law. *****

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