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AT&T Is Now Offering A New Service That Allows You To Pay Your Bills Through Your TV Screen By Using Your Remote Control. So Instead Of Saying, "The Check's In The Mail," People Are Going To Say, "Hey, I Wanted To Pay, But I Couldn't Find The Remote."

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