Christopher Buckley Quotes

At The Senior Prom For My Catholic Boarding School, I Was Feeling Manly, So I Shaved, Even Though I Didn't Need To. Being Inexperienced, I Managed To Slice A Quarter-inch Gash Into My Lower Chin A Half Hour Before I Picked Up My Date.

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