Rita Rudner Quotes

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

Rita Rudner Quotes: At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold

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