Margaret Atwood Quotes

At School, He Enacted A Major Piece Of Treachery Against His Parents. His Right Hand Was Evil Dad, And His Left Was Righteous Mom. Evil Dad Blustered And Theorized And Dished Out Pompous Bullshit. Righteous Mom Complained And Accused. In Righteous Mom's Cosmology, Evil Dad Was The Sole Source Of Hemmoroids, Kleptomania, Global Conflict, Bad Breath, Tectonic-plate Fault Lines, And Clogged Drains, As Well As Every Migraine Headache And Menstrual Cramp Righteous Mom Had Ever Suffered.

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