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Jennifer Coburn Quotes

At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It Belonged In A Dove Firming Cream Ad -- The One Where They Give Women Permission To Have Thighs. When I Unbuttoned My Jeans At Night, I Swore I Heard The Same Sound That Pillsbury Dough Made When I Twisted The Cylindrical Container. My Hair Was Beginning To Gray, And When I Smiled, The Parentheses Around My Mouth Remained. My Least Favorite Position In Yoga Class Was The Downward Dog Because, As I Hung My Head Downward, I Always Felt The Skin From My Face Was About To Splatter Against My Mat Like A Pancake Batter Hitting The Griddle. So Being Called The Top Model By A Young Italian Was A Wonderful Souvenir, Though Cheaper Than The Toys Sold Outside The Pantheon In Rome.

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

Jennifer Coburn Quotes: At Forty-two, I Was Still Holding Up Pretty Well, But My Once Effortlessly Lean Body Now Look As Though It

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