Jay Leno Quotes

As We Watched Judge Clarence
Thomas's Supreme Court Confirmation
Hearings, All Of The Commentators
Said The Same Thing: 'One Of These
People In The Room Is Lying.' Do You
Believe That? You've Got Two Lawyers
And 14 Senators In The Room, And Only
One Of Them Is Lying?

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