Lauren Smith Quotes

As Long As You Don't Tell Your Father That I Seduced You, Tied You To My Bed And Made Love To You, Then Treated You Like My Personal Sex Slave, I'll Probably Make It Through The Meeting Alive. Explaining Dominant Behavior Isn't Exactly Easy. I'll Be Lucky If He Doesn't Kill Me.

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