Shelly Laurenston Quotes

Arms Crossed Over That Massive Chest, The Lion Looked Down His Nose At Smitty As Only A Cat Could. "What Else Have You Taught My Son? How To Chase His Tail? Lick His Ass?"
"Nah, I Stuck With The Cat Basics. Park Lazy Ass Under Tree, Sleep Twenty Hours, Eat All The Food After The Females Do All The Hunting, Take A Few Minutes To Roar, Then Sleep Another Twenty Hours.

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