Chelsea Handler Quotes

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. Please Get Me Out Of Jail And I Promise I Will Never Drink Again. Drink And Drive. I Will Never Drink And Drive Again. I May Even Start My Own Group Fashioned After MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, But I'll Call It AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like To Drink And Stay Home.

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