J.D. Salinger Quotes

Answer Professor Mandell's Letter When You Get A Chance And The Patience. Ask Him Not To Send Me Any More Poetry Books. I Already Have Enough For 1 Year Anyway. I Am Quite Sick Of It Anyway. A Man Walks Along The Beach And Unfortunately Gets Hit In The Head By A Cocoanut. His Head Unfortunately Cracks Open In Two Halves. Then His Wife Comes Along The Beach Singing A Song And Sees The 2 Halves And Recognizes Them And Cries Heart Breakingly. That Is Exactly Where I Am Tired Of Poetry. Supposing The Lady Just Picks Up The 2 Halves And Shouts Into Them Very Angrily "Stop That!" Do Not Mention This When You Answer His Letter, However. It Is Quite Controversial And Mrs. Mandell Is A Poet Besides.

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