Kelley Armstrong Quotes
Another Night Then,' Mom Said. 'Maybe On The Weekend We Can Have A Barbecue And Invite Your Sister.'
'Or,' I Said Turning To Rafe, 'if You Want To Skip The Whole Awkward Meet-the-family Social Event You Could Just Submit Your Life Story Including Your View On Politics Religion And Every Social Issue Imaginable Along With Anything Else You Think They Might Need To Conduct A Thorough Background Check.'
Mom Sighed. 'I Really Don't Know Why We Even Bother Trying To Be Subtle Around You.'
'Neither Do I. It's Not Like He Isn't Going To Realize He's Being Vetted As Daughter-dating Material.'
Rafe Grinned. 'So We Are Dating.'
'No. You Have To Pass The Parental Exam First. It'll Take You Awhile To Compile The Data. They'd Like It In Triplicate.' I Turned To My Parents. 'We Have Kenjii. We Have My Cell Phone. Since We Aren't Yet Officially Dating I'm Sure You'll Agree That's All The Protection We Need.'
Dad Choked On His Coffee.
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