Dave Barry Quotes

And You Definitely Shouldn't Attempt To Drive Yourself In Miami, Because Odds Are You'd Make Some Foolish Tourist Mistake Such As Stop For A Red Light, Which Means You'd Be Rear-ended By A Vehicle Going Upwards Of Eighty Miles Per Hour Driven By A Motorist With No Insurance But A Minimum Of Two Firearms.

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