Billy Connolly Quotes

And We Took Off-whoosh-into The Night. Through The Clouds, We Hurtled Up Into The Sky. And This Man Farted. I Will Never Forget It As Long As I Live. Not Only Was It The Worst Fart, It Was The Longest. Maybe, It Was The Position He Was In, He Had Squeezed His Ass All Up. But He Was Kinda Leanin Over And Pointing His Ass Up Toward Me. And It Made The Strangest Noise. It Was Like Cloth Tearing.

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