Tara Sivec Quotes

And Let's Face It People, No One Is Ever Honest With You About Child Birth. Not Even Your Mother. "It's A Pain You Forget All About Once You Have That Sweet Little Baby In Your Arms." Bullshit. I CALL BULLSHIT. Any Friend, Cousin, Or Nosey-ass Stranger In The Grocery Store That Tells You It's Not That Bad Is A Lying Sack Of Shit. Your Vagina Is Roughly The Size Of The Girth Of A Penis. It Has To Stretch And Open Andturn Into A Giant Bat Cave So The Life-sucking Human You've Been Growing For Nine Months Can Angrily Claw Its Way Out. Who In Their Right Mind Would Do That Willingly? You're Just Walking Along One Day And Think To Yourself, "You Know, I Think It's Time I Turn My Vagina Into An Arby's Beef And Cheddar (minus The Cheddar) And Saddle Myself Down For A Minimum Of Eighteen Years To Someone Who Will Suck The Soul And The Will To Live Right Out Of My Body So I'm A Shell Of The Person I Used To Be And Can't Get Laid Even If I Pay For It.

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