Dave Barry Quotes

Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To "How." On The Other Hand They Really Weren't Making Much Progress.
At Least They're Not Eating Us, He Thought.
Ten Seconds Went By, Then Twenty, As Alf Looked At The Older Savage, And The Older Savage Looked At Alf. Finally, Out Of Sheer Nervousness, And Unable To Think Of What Else To Do, Alf Raised His Right Hand Again. But This Time, Just As Alf Began To Speak, The Savage Rotated His Spear From The Vertical To The Horizontal, Pointing It Toward Alf's Chest. Alf Stopped In Mid "How," Staring At The Sharp Pink Spear Tip, Inches From His Heart.
And The Savage Spoke.
Poking His Spear Tip Against Alf's Chest, He Said: "Can We Move This Conversation Along, Old Chap? I'm Getting Frightfully Tired Of "How.

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

Dave Barry Quotes: Alf Pondered His Next Move. On The One Hand, The Savages Seemed To Be Responding Reasonably Well To How. On

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