Andy Jones Quotes
After Forty-odd Years You Stop Asking," She Says. "Want Some Free Advice?"
I Nod.
"Don't Trip Over Yourselves Trying To Be A Perfect Couple, Love. Get Out Of Each Other's Way; Don't Be Afraid Of Falling Out, Shutting Up, Or Telling Little Porky Pies; Do Your Share Of The Cleaning; Don't Leave Your Dirty Undies Inside Out On The Carpet; Leave The Seat Down; Buy Her Flowers Once A Month; And Pinch Her Bum Once A Week - The Rest's Up To You.
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