Christopher Moore Quotes

Advice, Then, Young Yeoman: When Referring To The King's Middle Daughter, State That She Is Fair, Speculate That She Is Pious, But Unless You'd Like To Spend Your Watch Looking For The Box Where Your Head Is Kept, Resist The Urge To Wax Ignorant On Her Naughty Bits." -Pocket
I Don't Know What That Means, Sir." -Yeoman
Speak Not Of Regan's Shaggacity, Son" [ ... ] -Pocket

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