Jen Lancaster Quotes

Actually, I Believe There Are Only Two Kinds Of Women In This World: Martha People And Oprah People. That Doesn't Mean One Can't Have An Affinity For Both Of Them, But My Theory Is That Every Chick Is More Firmly In One Camp Than The Other. The Typical Oprah Woman Is All Self-actualized And Best-life-y And Eat, Pray, Love. The Big O Seems Like The Kind Of Gal Who'd Insist We All Spend The Afternoon Wearing Jammy Pants. And How Fun Would That Be?!
But Martha?
She's Not Putting Up With That Nonsense, And That Makes Me Adore Her All The More. She'll Tell You What To Eat, Where To Pray, And Who To Love, And I Appreciate The Guidance.

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