Joseph Jenkins Quotes

A Young English Couple Was Visiting With Me One Summer After I Had Been Composting Humanure For About Six Years. One Evening, As Dinner Was Being Prepared, The Couple Suddenly Understood The Horrible Reality Of Their Situation: The Food They Were About To Eat Was Recycled Human Shit. When This Fact Abruptly Dawned Upon Them, It Seemed To Set Off An Instinctive Alarm, Possibly Inherited Directly From Queen Victoria. "We Don't Want To Eat Shit!" They Informed Me, Rather Distressed (that's An Exact Quote), As If In Preparing Dinner I Had Simply Set A Steaming Turd On A Plate In Front Of Them With A Knife, Fork And Napkin.

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