Barry Dougherty Quotes

A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See A Doctor. After Hours Of Waiting, She Gets In. "Ma'am, What Seems To Be The Problem?" The Doctor Asks. "Well," She Says, "my Husband Is A Compulsive Gambler And Every Nickel He Can Get His Hands On He Gambles Away. I Had Five Hundred Dollars And In Order To Hide It From Him, I Stuffed It In My Vagina - But Now I Can't Get It Out." "Don't Be Nervous. I See This Sort Of Thing All The Time." He Asks Her To Pull Down Her Underwear, Sits Her Down With Her Legs Wide Open, Puts His Gloves On And Says, "I Only Have One Question. What Am I Looking For? Bills Or Loose Change?

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

Barry Dougherty Quotes: A Woman Goes To The Gynecologist But Won't Tell The Receptionist What's Wrong With Her, Just That She Must See

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