E. King Quotes

A Man Walks Into The Toy Store To Get A Barbie Doll For His Daughter. So He Asks The Assistant, As You Would, "How Much Is Barbie?" "Well," She Says, "we Have Barbie Goes To The Gym For $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Ball For $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping For $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Beach For $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing For $19.95, And Divorced Barbie For $265.00." "Hey, Hang On," The Guy Asks, "why Is Divorced Barbie $265.00 When All The Others Are Only $19.95?" "Yeah, Well, It's Like This....Divorced Barbie Comes With Ken's House, Ken's Car, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture...

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