Bernard Cornwell Quotes

A Humble God! You Might As Well Have A Toothless Wolf! The Gods Are The Gods, Ruling Thunder And Commanding Storms, They Are The Lords Of Night And Day, Of Fire And Ice, The Givers Of Disaster And Of Triumph. To This Day I Do Not Understand Why Folk Become Christians Unless It's Simply That The Other Gods Enjoy A Joke. I Have Often Suspected That Loki, The Trickster God, Invented Christianity Because It Has His Wicked Stench All Over It. I Can Imagine The Gods Sitting In Asgard One Night, All Of Them Bored And Probably Drunk, And Loki Amuses Them With A Typical Piece Of His Nonsense, "Let's Invent A Carpenter," He Suggests, "and Tell The Fools That He Was The Son Of The Only God, That He Died And Came Back To Life, That He Cured Blindness With Lumps Of Clay, And That He Walked On Water!" Who Would Believe That Nonsense? But The Trouble With Loki Is That He Always Takes His Jests Too Far.

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