Scott McNeely Quotes

A Girl Was Riding The Elevator Down To The Lobby. The Elevator Stopped On The Tenth Floor And A Totally Cute Boy Walked In. She Farted. Thinking Fast On Her Feet She Said, "Cool Ringtone, Isn't It? Want Me To Send It To You?

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