Tony Millionaire Quotes & Sayings

What makes American Elf so good is that it's incredibly personal and it runs the full spectrum from super-sickening sweetness to gut-wrenching terror and sorrow. It's a funny and powerful window into a real person's mind. — Tony Millionaire

You've got to give kids really beautiful children's books in order to turn them into revolutionaries. Because if they see these beautiful things when they're young, when they grow up they'll see the real world and say, 'Why is the world so ugly?! I remember when the world was beautiful.' And then they'll fight, and they'll have a revolution. They'll fight against all of our corruption in the world, they'll fight to try to make the world more beautiful. That's the job of a good children's book illustrator. — Tony Millionaire

No doubt about it! I gotta get a new ass! — Tony Millionaire

If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much. — Tony Millionaire

Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan! — Tony Millionaire

I'm a barrelful of hate! Come open me up! — Tony Millionaire