Timothy Noah Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Timothy Noah
To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. — Timothy Noah
GOP candidates routinely sign a pledge never, ever to raise taxes. Democratic candidates aren't even asked to sign a parallel pledge never, ever to cut entitlements. — Timothy Noah
The promise of Obama's presidency, in many people's minds, is partly that America will move toward becoming a post-racial society. It's pretty clear, though, that we aren't there yet. — Timothy Noah
Economic inequality is less troubling if you live in a country where any child, no matter how humble his or her origins, can grow up to be president. — Timothy Noah
In Washington, the accepted method for passing along information about how the government fails to meet real-world needs is to leak it. — Timothy Noah
To pine for the days before public education became a practical reality is to pine for an America held back by mass ignorance and mass illiteracy. — Timothy Noah
When a conservative praises a liberal as 'morally serious,' he means that person is less liberal than most. — Timothy Noah
I've come to the conclusion that the government needs to impose price controls on tuition increases - and so, I think, has President Obama. — Timothy Noah
The U.S. policy of hoarding crude oil never made the world, or even the U.S., a safer place. — Timothy Noah
To argue that universal health care would wreck the U.S. lead in cancer survival, you'd have to argue that universal health care would wreck the entire U.S. economy. — Timothy Noah
The intriguing aspect of food charges on airlines is that they create the perfect laboratory for any economist who wishes to study the question of how to price a good that possesses, by universal consensus, absolutely no objective value. — Timothy Noah
No man is an island. If you want to blame anybody for poisoning the world with that socialistic idea, blame John Donne. — Timothy Noah
In removing the friction involved in paying bills, electronic billing has substantially increased the friction involved in not paying them. — Timothy Noah
Conservatives often say that we should care not about equality of outcomes but about equality of opportunity. — Timothy Noah
You can be president of the United States and have the best, most bipartisan-seeming idea in the world. But if it doesn't have a constituency, you might as well be town clerk of Toad Suck, Arkansas. — Timothy Noah
I'm all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive. — Timothy Noah
Whenever the very rich hold views at odds with those of the entire population, the federal government tends to do the rich's bidding. — Timothy Noah
Whenever a Kurd wants to measure the depth of some foreign leader's commitment to Kurdish autonomy, he listens for one particular word. That word is 'federal.' Anyone who will say he favors Kurdish federalism can be counted a friend of the Kurds. — Timothy Noah
Electing Barack Obama president was a glorious Jackie Robinson moment for the United States of America. Obama didn't just win; he became the first Democrat since Jimmy Carter to win a popular-vote majority. — Timothy Noah
In shuttering Yucca Mountain, Obama makes it extremely likely that nuclear power in the United States will continue its long, slow, and extremely welcome death. — Timothy Noah
Within the narrow confines of Permanent Washington - the journalists, lobbyists, and congressional lifers who are the city's avatars of centrism and continuity - Ford is considered the beau ideal of American leadership. — Timothy Noah
Customer service, they say, is dead. Actually, it isn't. It's just hiding behind a call center in Manila. — Timothy Noah
There is quite a lot of mutual misunderstanding between the upper middle class and the working class. Reviewing what's been said about the white working class and the Democrats, I realized that there's even a lot of disagreement about who the working class IS. — Timothy Noah
I won't dispute that bankers' privileged treatment in the 2008 crash merits populist scorn. But unfortunately, without a bank bailout, there probably would have been a worldwide depression. — Timothy Noah
Under Obama, income growth has been confined almost entirely to those at the top of the income distribution, continuing a pattern that began under President George W. Bush. — Timothy Noah
If one does not wish to take the word of journalists, human rights groups, and the United Nations that Iraq conducted a deliberate campaign to eradicate the Kurdish population, there's always the word of the Iraqis themselves. — Timothy Noah
Is New Ageism inherently fascist? Of course not, though I'm happy to pronounce its babble about chakras and cosmic energy errant quackery. — Timothy Noah
If you want to slow medical inflation in the private sector, it makes sense to expand the government's investment in private health care. — Timothy Noah
Universities are basically socialist institutions. — Timothy Noah
Bottom line: A market approach to national defense would give us a lousy national defense. — Timothy Noah
When Grover Norquist launched his project to name anything and everything after Ronald Reagan, I humbly proposed that the deficit be re-christened 'the Reagan.' — Timothy Noah
Rule of thumb: When Democrats lose, they blame the candidate. When Republicans lose, they blame the opposition. — Timothy Noah
What the 1990s taught the Clinton veterans was that you could 'triangulate' with a GOP-controlled Congress. — Timothy Noah
The chief purpose of a union is to maximize the income of its members. — Timothy Noah
When Democrats lose, they're pathetic. When Republicans lose, they're bitter and mean. — Timothy Noah
I'd never have guessed that, six years after Medicare introduced a drug benefit, it would still be forbidden to negotiate prices with pharmaceutical companies. Health reform might fix that, but it probably won't. — Timothy Noah
You know what isn't class warfare? Progressive taxation, as in, say, expecting billionaires to pay at least as much in taxes as their secretaries. Ideally, in fact, they should pay more. — Timothy Noah
Income inequality has gotten worse under President Barack Obama. — Timothy Noah
Spoken language's elaborate rhythms and inflections convey more meaning per word than the printed word. — Timothy Noah
One of the enduring mysteries of America's occupation of Iraq is why a nation that so little relishes peacekeeping nonetheless refuses to turn the job over to the United Nations. — Timothy Noah
If the Pentagon truly confined itself to providing defense, then presumably we wouldn't need a whole separate government agency to provide 'Homeland Security.' — Timothy Noah
The House of Representatives eliminated the filibuster way back in the 19th century, and somehow it managed to survive. — Timothy Noah
One can imagine nonviolent or minimally violent ways to reduce or eliminate hatred, but there's no mollifying evil. — Timothy Noah
Obama is an intelligent man whose life and work experience sensitize him to class distinctions. — Timothy Noah
The GOP doesn't seem particularly afraid of being perceived as blocking reform, despite efforts by the Obama White House to establish that narrative. — Timothy Noah
What I've learned, and will try to remember from now on, is that defending your country's credibility is never sufficient reason to fight a war. — Timothy Noah
We live in a diverse nation, but it isn't that diverse. If any one state showed results so dramatically different from the results in each of the other 50 states, the likeliest explanation would be that someone had tampered with the polls. — Timothy Noah
I'm an incompetent consumer. I have two settings: Buy and Don't Buy. — Timothy Noah
When the only people in mainstream discourse who care about the working class are Wall Street investors, it really is time to ask where our politics went wrong. — Timothy Noah
The Clinton administration cared a lot about the middle class and the poor. But it also cared a lot - too much, in retrospect - about the rich. — Timothy Noah
It's no surprise that Mitt Romney bent himself into a pretzel to disavow the portions of Obamacare that derive from his own reform in Massachusetts. — Timothy Noah
The federal government does not trample in jackboots those with whom it does business. It wraps them in cotton batting and, when they express ingratitude, apologizes profusely. — Timothy Noah
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke. — Timothy Noah
The Kurds were the only people in Iraq who were completely unguarded in expressing their gratitude to the United States for setting them free. — Timothy Noah
The advantage of a market-based national defense is obvious: Every citizen would receive an individualized amount of military protection, based on the value each of us placed on defending the homeland. — Timothy Noah
The problem with wanting the tax code to be 'simpler, fairer,' and 'pro-growth' is that it's impossible to achieve all three at the same time. — Timothy Noah
On Wall Street, financial crisis destroys jobs. Here in Washington, it creates them. The rest is just details. — Timothy Noah
What type of 'person' is the for-profit corporation? A spoiled brat - all rights and no responsibilities, a traditional conservative argument would say. — Timothy Noah
Nothing energizes me more than to burrow myself under a pile of received wisdom and emerge triumphant with the truth. — Timothy Noah
The worst an ex-con is likely to do if given the right to vote is vote for a Democrat. — Timothy Noah
The Reagan years really were a bonanza for the rich; you didn't imagine that. — Timothy Noah
Republicans don't seem to mind taking inflation into account when the subject is tax rates. — Timothy Noah
If the 1992 and 2000 elections were any guide, third-party candidates are death on the mainstream parties with which they're most naturally aligned. — Timothy Noah
The Sudan bombing is a blot on the Clinton presidency, and a blot it ought to remain. — Timothy Noah
The Supreme Court needs jurists, not politicians. — Timothy Noah
Romney has become reluctant to say that human activity causes global warming, and even in his greener days he was always somewhat cagey about which remedies he'd support. — Timothy Noah
What if an asteroid were to strike planet Earth? What could we possibly do to prevent it? However many guys we have working on this problem, it can't possibly be enough. — Timothy Noah
Democrats view elections as a means to an end, while Republicans view an election as an end in itself. — Timothy Noah
The fallacy is that politicians don't really do much about social issues. They just demonize their opponents as elitists and reap the benefit. It's a stupid way to do politics. Economic issues can more often be addressed concretely, and it would seem logical for people to vote their interests in this area. — Timothy Noah
The doomsayers of the 1970s were wrong about how quickly the world would run out of oil, but not about the dangers that hydrocarbon consumption posed to the global environment, especially with respect to climate change. — Timothy Noah
Being a teacher is back-breakingly difficult work. It is also extremely important work. — Timothy Noah
Ultimate success for a carbon tax would mean so complete a shift to renewable energy that the tax would stop raising much revenue at all. — Timothy Noah
The argument most commonly made in the filibuster's favor is crudely partisan: 'Our side may be in the majority now, but someday it will be in the minority, and when that happens we'll want to block the other side's extremist agenda.' — Timothy Noah
Capitalism can't deliver decent health care. — Timothy Noah
The white working class likes being pandered to even less than it likes being insulted. — Timothy Noah
Is class snobbery a social reality in the United States? Absolutely, and the kind that's codified by meritocracy is probably more toxic than the old-fashioned kind based on bloodlines. — Timothy Noah
Success is a wonderful thing, but it tends not to be the sort of experience that we learn from. We enjoy it; perhaps we even deserve it. But we don't acquire wisdom from it. — Timothy Noah
The liberation of Iraq, which is already hard to justify from the perspective of American interests, at least had the virtue of freeing Iraqis from a brutal dictator. Despite all the anarchy and violence, life has gotten better for most Iraqis. — Timothy Noah
The $100 bill may be America's most successful export. — Timothy Noah
Stock prices relative to company assets are no better at signaling the likelihood of future earnings growth than they were the day the Titanic sank, and risk management is a good deal worse. — Timothy Noah
The financial services industry is a ward of the state. — Timothy Noah
If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court wishes us to believe, they are stunningly unpatriotic ones. — Timothy Noah
The United States is not, nor has ever been, anything close to a fascist country. — Timothy Noah
The United States is a country where practically everybody considers himself middle class. — Timothy Noah
For any politician who didn't enter office a wealthy man, nothing says 'I take bribes' like a Rolex watch. — Timothy Noah
Whatever the reason, American Muslims appear far less inclined to support the global jihad than their European counterparts. — Timothy Noah
Cable television and the Internet have created an unending demand for information, and there simply isn't enough truth to go around. — Timothy Noah
We Americans love our Constitution so much that we can't bear to change even the stupid parts. — Timothy Noah
If we were to compile a list of the ways in which the United States has made both itself and the wider world a better place, then at or very near the top would be its commitment to universal education. — Timothy Noah
Various people have explained why Henry Kissinger is a bad choice to run an investigation into what went wrong on Sept. 11. He's a liar. He's an apologist for corrupt regimes. — Timothy Noah
There is no better example of social and economic policy discussion as an idle pastime for the rich than the World Economic Forum at Davos. These guys make the millionaire schmoozers at the Aspen Ideas Festival look like short-order cooks. — Timothy Noah
There's a growing consensus that the best way to defeat communism in Cuba is to get its citizens hooked on American goods. — Timothy Noah
Gun Owners of America is a lobby group dedicated to the proposition that the National Rifle Association is a bunch of accommodationist sissies. — Timothy Noah
Everyone agrees that animals should not be exposed to unnecessary pain. But neither should scientists be hamstrung by the requirement to use anesthesia in every animal experiment that might cause pain. — Timothy Noah