Theodore Stevens Quotes & Sayings

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. — Theodore Stevens

I would urge that we all use a little bit of caution in dealing with an issue that is so vital to our national security. — Theodore Stevens

The agency that is so strict on the way Americans keep their books cannot even pass a financial audit. — Theodore Stevens

The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen. — Theodore Stevens