Tellulah Darling Quotes & Sayings

There is no crying in clubland. — Tellulah Darling

I'm just charmingly decorative. — Tellulah Darling

Parents, do your daughters come home smelling like an orchard? Is their giggle quotient higher than usual? They may be in thrall to the dangerous wine cooler. Gateway drug of the terminally insecure, its usage results in excessive clumsiness and the condition 'trophy wife-itis.' The lethalness of which only manifests after age thirty-five and ends in gutter living and suicide. — Tellulah Darling

Let me be a lesson to you, kids. There is a reason you shouldn't get all cocky. Because if you do, the universe will come along and kick your ass hard. — Tellulah Darling

Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag? — Tellulah Darling

I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack. — Tellulah Darling

Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented. — Tellulah Darling

There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith! — Tellulah Darling

One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"

Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"

Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it. — Tellulah Darling

Because when you've been around forever, you have to find something outside yourself to believe in or go mad. I believe in humanity. I believe in you. — Tellulah Darling

Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy. — Tellulah Darling

My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die."

"Next week," Hades interrupted.

Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor."
"No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly. — Tellulah Darling

We're going to go sit and chat."
"Nice euphemism. — Tellulah Darling

I want a life. Not an afterlife. — Tellulah Darling