Stefan Mohamed Quotes & Sayings

They've worked out that the War on Drugs is bullshit, they've worked out that people just want to get fucked, and that it's not a case of "drugs equals communities collapsing" all the time, that it's more complicated than that, and yeah, that people just want to get fucked, have done since the dawn of time, will do until the heat death of the universe. — Stefan Mohamed

Lee, who oddly enough has no problem owning everything Apple ever puts out even though their serfs literally hurl themselves off buildings to escape the pain of putting the fucking things together. — Stefan Mohamed

One of the problems with trying to find yourself through other people ... it's kind of easy easier to lose yourself in them.
On the plus side, they get to find you, sometimes.
And you can ask them what you're like.
Because obviously you don't have a clue.
Why would you? — Stefan Mohamed

The connectedness, actual real connectedness, not the fake bullshit connectedness that you get when you're twatting about on MDMA, it's like genuine telepathy or something, isn't it? — Stefan Mohamed

LINEAR IS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. — Stefan Mohamed

Humanity degenerating into one huge interconnected endlessly fragmenting fleshy sub-Reddit of weird fetishes and fucking doge memes, with the government periodically digging for information they can flog to advertisers and overseas power brokers to kill time and boost the coffers between illegal wars and cumming toxic jizz into the atmosphere. — Stefan Mohamed

Laika says I'm not middle of the road. One time she said that I was the road. She said I was her post-apocalyptic highway. — Stefan Mohamed

When the towers fell ..." They cast such a shadow, and it stretched out over our lives. We grew up in that shadow. "And it made everything seem so trivial. — Stefan Mohamed

I find violently left-wing people just as irritating and self-righteous as right-wing types. — Stefan Mohamed

The chemicals might be S-T-U-F-F ... like ... um ... seretonial-tryskelion-uberwobble-flexing-fluxamine, or whatever. Who cares. — Stefan Mohamed

When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you're currently having about them while you're having sex with someone else, miles away, it's kind of too late. — Stefan Mohamed

I don't feel comfortable taking some random stuff," I said. "Especially stuff that's called Stuff. — Stefan Mohamed

cos the one thing that's better than sharing love is sharing the feeling of oh shove it you asshole. — Stefan Mohamed