Sanjaya Malakar Quotes & Sayings

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya! — Sanjaya Malakar

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me. — Sanjaya Malakar

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality. — Sanjaya Malakar

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone. — Sanjaya Malakar

I didn't know people had that much water in them! — Sanjaya Malakar

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it. — Sanjaya Malakar

I just wanted to sing on TV. — Sanjaya Malakar

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution. — Sanjaya Malakar

I don't eat sugary cereal. — Sanjaya Malakar

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style. — Sanjaya Malakar

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite. — Sanjaya Malakar