Ryan Mecum Quotes & Sayings

My town is broken.
From this view, I see the end.
Below, they gather. — Ryan Mecum

Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn. — Ryan Mecum

If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too. — Ryan Mecum

Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels. — Ryan Mecum

If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits. — Ryan Mecum

You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs. — Ryan Mecum

Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti. — Ryan Mecum

Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming. — Ryan Mecum

I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it. — Ryan Mecum

Bitting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty. — Ryan Mecum