Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Richard Carleton.
Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads. — Richard Carleton
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be. — Richard Carleton
When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911." Author: Lee Goldberg