Redman Quotes & Sayings

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. — Redman

I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th,
With black cats and Haley's Comet,
Blazin' blunts in my driveway ... — Redman

When I hit the bong
I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong
Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns. — Redman

All my money comes from show money. You might get your deals, your advancements to do your album, but it wasn't in great abundance. Everybody's money in the '90s came from doing shows. That's a whole lot of show money, and that's it. — Redman

I scored 1.1 on my SAT,
And still push a whip with a right and left AC. — Redman

Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it.
Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it. — Redman

I love that hip-hop can still provide jobs for niggas to get money and to put their crew on. I would never say that hip-hop is going down. It's cool, but it needs an adjustment. I think that hip-hop just needs a little fine-tuning. — Redman

The business aspect is more controlled than the culture, which allowed MCs to come in and talk about things like cars and jewels. — Redman

Male groupies gettin' shaky when I come from the rear. — Redman

It's a cold world, better pack your own heat. — Redman

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson. — Redman

What happens when you put all your money into your home? Everybody's going to want to move in, whereas rich people set money off for their great-great grandkids. They got money that's circling for itself. — Redman

Long as I live large, life will be luxury,
Ladies in Lamborghinis ... love is like luck to me. — Redman

Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell. — Redman

Bono? Who the hell is that? — Redman

Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' up Fuji in a movie. — Redman

I can see myself retiring from rapping, but I don't think from music. After that, I think I'd just go into some other kind of music, 'cuz I'm a worldwide fan of music, all types of music, all cultures, so I'll always be involved. — Redman

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

I smoked with a lot of college students ...
Most of em wasn't graduatin, and they knew it. — Redman

My man slangs rocks like up the block, 143RD and Amsterdam by the smoke shop — Redman