Patrick Dennis Quotes & Sayings

Chinchilla is said to be more chic than mink, though personally it reminds me of unborn burlap. — Patrick Dennis

Life is a banquet and most poor bastards are starving to death! — Patrick Dennis

Daddy always said that Christmas is a joyous season when suicides and holdups and shoplifting and like that reach a new high and that the best place to spend the whole thing is a Moslem country. — Patrick Dennis

Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame! — Patrick Dennis

Within the last two years it had been called Tony's, Belle's Bar Sinister, The Ole Plantation, Tony's, Alt Wien, Paris Soir
or Sewer
Victor's Vesuvius, Chez Cocotte, York House, Gay Madrid, and Tony's. — Patrick Dennis

Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.'s are starving to death. Auntie Mame — Patrick Dennis

She thought that 9Am was in the middle of the night — Patrick Dennis

Morning, I soon discovered, was one o'clock for Auntie Mame. Early Morning was eleven, and the Middle of the Night was nine. — Patrick Dennis

Tipsy actress Vera Charles (who had 'more changes of costume than facial expression,' according to one critic to whom she never spoke again) ... — Patrick Dennis

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
— Patrick Dennis

Oh, darling, you know we writers must occasionally stretch a point to heighten the dramatic situation. — Patrick Dennis

Writing isn't hard - no harder than ditch digging. — Patrick Dennis

She made another sweeping gesture that somehow went wrong because she knocked over the coffee pot and I immediately wrote down six new words which Auntie Mame said to scratch out and forget. — Patrick Dennis