Norm Crosby Quotes & Sayings

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game — Norm Crosby

Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love. — Norm Crosby

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello. — Norm Crosby

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Norm Crosby

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing. — Norm Crosby

All's fair if you have a really good attorney. — Norm Crosby

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. — Norm Crosby