Nicki Elson Quotes & Sayings

Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels. — Nicki Elson

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson

Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose. — Nicki Elson

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty. — Nicki Elson

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop. — Nicki Elson

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. — Nicki Elson

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. — Nicki Elson

If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face! — Nicki Elson

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. — Nicki Elson

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus — Nicki Elson

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? — Nicki Elson

Well, a lot's happened since I last showered. — Nicki Elson

Free drinks have no carbs. — Nicki Elson

She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body. — Nicki Elson

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more. — Nicki Elson

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins. — Nicki Elson

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. — Nicki Elson

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? — Nicki Elson

I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. — Nicki Elson

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. — Nicki Elson

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? — Nicki Elson

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks. — Nicki Elson

Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price. — Nicki Elson

She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity. — Nicki Elson

That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? — Nicki Elson

He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long. — Nicki Elson

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her. — Nicki Elson

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. — Nicki Elson

Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks. — Nicki Elson

She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy. — Nicki Elson

Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh. — Nicki Elson

In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love? — Nicki Elson

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I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay. — Nicki Elson

C'mon good girl, be bad. — Nicki Elson

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord. — Nicki Elson

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me. — Nicki Elson

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him. — Nicki Elson

It's like a meatloaf. — Nicki Elson

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. — Nicki Elson

The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin. — Nicki Elson

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy. — Nicki Elson

He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States. — Nicki Elson

It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get. — Nicki Elson

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit. — Nicki Elson

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? — Nicki Elson

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories. — Nicki Elson

In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal. — Nicki Elson

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? — Nicki Elson