Nancy Cartwright Quotes & Sayings

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! — Nancy Cartwright

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. — Nancy Cartwright

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force. — Nancy Cartwright

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. — Nancy Cartwright

I will not get very far with this attitude. — Nancy Cartwright

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. — Nancy Cartwright

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. — Nancy Cartwright

If evidence-based policy is to do its job then, it is best to construe evidence widely enough to cover all the facts without which you will not have a good argument. — Nancy Cartwright

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. — Nancy Cartwright

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. — Nancy Cartwright

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. — Nancy Cartwright

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through. — Nancy Cartwright