Mr. Krabs Quotes & Sayings

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! — Mr. Krabs

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick. — Mr. Krabs

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea. — Mr. Krabs

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here. — Mr. Krabs

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash! — Mr. Krabs

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. — Mr. Krabs

I love this young people's music. — Mr. Krabs

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say. — Mr. Krabs

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. — Mr. Krabs

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? — Mr. Krabs

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! — Mr. Krabs

MONEY is the ultimate source of joy. — Mr. Krabs

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! — Mr. Krabs

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. — Mr. Krabs

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY. — Mr. Krabs

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. — Mr. Krabs