Moon Unit Zappa Quotes & Sayings

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple. — Moon Unit Zappa

Gag me with a spoon! — Moon Unit Zappa

How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. — Moon Unit Zappa

I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic. — Moon Unit Zappa

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get. — Moon Unit Zappa

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here. — Moon Unit Zappa

I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song. — Moon Unit Zappa

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. — Moon Unit Zappa

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me. — Moon Unit Zappa

I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. It just seemed so amazing to me. — Moon Unit Zappa

I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't. — Moon Unit Zappa

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated. — Moon Unit Zappa

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Unit Zappa

I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. — Moon Unit Zappa

I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat. — Moon Unit Zappa

I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden. — Moon Unit Zappa

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. — Moon Unit Zappa

Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with. — Moon Unit Zappa

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. — Moon Unit Zappa

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa

My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store. — Moon Unit Zappa

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself. — Moon Unit Zappa

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. — Moon Unit Zappa

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. — Moon Unit Zappa

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. — Moon Unit Zappa

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life. — Moon Unit Zappa

Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. — Moon Unit Zappa