Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes & Sayings

You are. Before you are whatever you are labeled. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Morals are nothing but a civilized society's attempt to tame some beast called man. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn't. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn't. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Because of pressure from society, many a man has married a woman with whom he isn't compatible; she likes fairy tales, whereas he likes hairy males. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Without doing one cannot fail. But one cannot succeed either. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you're on a full tummy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If every lover was treated like they matter - everyday; valentine's day wouldn't be so 'special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are quantity-obsessed: Instead of living for 30 pleasant years (and then calling it a life), most people would rather live for 80 unpleasant years. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Self-employment killed the weekend. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn't choose where he was born; and where he was born didn't choose him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don't have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Miracles' rely on their observer's ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer's failure to notice the observed's defects. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Time limps when you are not having fun. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Working overtime is an underpaid man's salvation. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Going bald is a mohawk-having man's worst nightmare. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

88% of men impress to undress. 88% of women undress to impress. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A specialist's mind is a slave to his specialization. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn't. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Following is easy. Being followed is hard. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A straight face is an ignorant man's attempt to appear knowledgeable. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A genius is a grownup that remained a kid. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

*Saving the best for last* is only OK if you're sure of when you're going kick the bucket. Otherwise, I'm afraid, you could be *Saving the best for dust.* — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Live each day as if it is your last. Most days you will be wrong. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned - in the very same prison - by the employment contract that he has signed. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.). — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A killer is someone who killed another without their country's permission. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We almost always only greet strangers when we need something from them (time, directions, etc.). — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn't have to work until retirement comes to their rescue. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You don't really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don't see, human being don't do. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Those that can, philosophize. Those who can't, do. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There are more writers who read than readers who write. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video). — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that's owned by a so-called dropout. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When greeting others, we usually ask them how they are doing, not because we sincerely care about how they are doing, but only because we want to be asked how we are doing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not all 'whites' are racists. Not all racists are 'white. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him; they're concerned about their daughter's tummy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what's really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s). — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Masturbation is the new polygamy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tax is citizenship's rent. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

More often than not, a C.E.O is merely a puppet whose strings are pulled by a board of directors. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Graphic designers judge a cover by its book. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don't have ... to prove the love they think they have. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana